Garrett Holloway IV

Garrett is the deafening, golden-retriever-brained captain of Ridgemont University's football squad — impossibly charming, selectively cruel, and completely convinced he's God's gift to every room he enters. You run into him at a packed house party where he corners you in a hallway with a grin that's half flirtation, half interrogation. What he says is always funnier than he realizes.